To buy 3d printer or not to buy 3d printer?


7 reasons not to.

Do not buy a printer. Buy minis instead.

I know, it is easy to say, right? Being middle age man with a steady income that allows you to spend two or three-digits monthly for plastic crack. But hear me out. Is it better to take up extra shifts at work than buying a printer and getting yourself a new army weekly? Absolutely. So let me tell you why buying a 3d printer is bad for you, your wallet, your lungs, your skin, your social life and your mental health. Doh!

Health issue.

Nobody is telling this enough and loudly enough and with big fucking capital letters enough. Resin used for printers is highly toxic. Those fumes literally burn your lungs slowly with every breath you take without the mask and even when you do not feel like, it does the damage. check the stuff you find in almost every mix:

Epoxy Resins (monomers or oligomers) can be powders, or they can be thick, clear
or yellow liquids. Some common epoxy resins are: the diglycidyl ether of bisphenol A
(DGEBA), novolac resins, cycloaliphatic epoxy resins, brominated resins, epoxidized
olefins, EponR and EpikoteR.
Curing Agents react with epoxy resin monomers to form epoxy products. They are
usually liquids with strong, unpleasant odors. There are several categories of curing
agents. Examples include:
Aliphatic amines such as triethylenetetramine (TETA) and diethylenetriamine
(DETA);
Aromatic amines, including diaminodiphenyl sulfone (DDS) and dimethylaniline
(DMA);
Anhydrides such as phthalic anhydride and nadic methyl anhydride (NMA);
Amine/phenol formaldehydes such as urea formaldehyde and melamine
formaldehyde;
Catalytic curing agents such as tertiary amines and boron trifluoride complexes.
Diluents and solvents are used to dilute or thin epoxy resins. Diluents are usually
clear liquids. Some examples are:
Glycidyl ethers (reactive diluents) such as n-butyl glycidyl ether (BGE), isopropyl
glycidyl ether (IGE) and phenyl glycidyl ether (PGE);
Organic solvents such as toluene (toluol), xylene (xylenol), acetone, methyl ethyl
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Epoxy Resin Systems
ketone (MEK), 1,1,1-trichloroethane (TCA), and glycol ethers.
Fillers add bulk and body to epoxy products. They are usually powders or fibers
such as sand, clay, calcium carbonate, fiberglass, asbestos, or silica.

Yes, we all use gloves and professional masks. When we sleep. A recent poll on the Tamiya scale modelers page showed that almost 35% of users had contact with uncured resin bare-handed and without a proper mask at least once EVERY WEEK.

It does fuck up your skin too. Unlike plastic, try to file it while dry (even small amounts of resin dust from like getting rid of small pins) and then check the skin on your face. It goes in the pores and because of it`s microsize it stays there irritating deeper layers of your skin, with some bits of silica/fiber-glasss being stuck there for very long triggering micro-inflammations.

Time.

When you finally find that nice STL set you wanna use, there comes the time. I`ve seen plenty of people complaining about temperature changes in the room, and vibrations on furniture that caused print fails. If you print a larger scale model the room is practically excluded from use for long hours. No more bunga bunga or having a joint in your window. Curing. And then cleaning with IPA.

Investment return.

With initial costs around of $500 this already kills all “look how cheap my army is” issue. You will have to literally print 2 or 3 armies to even get close to the original manufacturer prices. This will take time, stress and bit of your health too. Not to mention patience. Bear in mind that good quality, cohesive style armies are not coming for free either. If you planning to get just a few models/units for your army, it is much better to order prints from well-established printing guys than buying the printer yourself. That brings us to another issue.

Additional bits.

I have found myself gathering massive bits box over my 25yrs of hobbying. And it came with little surprise, when I started ordering some units from printing guys, that… I am slowly getting short of some useful bits like additional heads, guns, shoulder pads, grenades, tank weapon optional sponson guns etc. Sure, they are more than happy to print them too but it always comes with additional costs. And you need to remember to mention those things as well. Additional bits come very useful when you suddenly have an issue with another thing:

Resin resilence.

Yes, it does like to be fucking broken in transport. It may already be messed by the post service from your printer man (very often), you can damage it during assembly, painting, transporting to the club, or during play. Another thing, but that depends on what type of miniatures you order. Sometimes whatever you do to keep them lances or banners straight, doesn`t work. They can be set properly for a few weeks then one day you wake up and all you see is some curved cucumber.

Scale issues.

This. With plenty of designers around we have very hard decisions to make. Be careful when you order prints from your trusted resin dealer. Always ask to see an example of the size you want compared to some original miniature in the same picture. Do not trust “factory settings”. Highland Miniatures tend to be a little bigger with their knights than Monstrous Creatures stuff so be aware.

Competetive gaming exclusion.

Your 3d printed units will not be allowed at local tournaments hosted by independednt shobby shops that are selling GW minis. Your army may not be valid to play in some national leagues as well due to the finals being sponsored by GW too. And finally, you will not be able to go to Warhammer World to play with 3d printed versions.

If you planning to buy a printer to get yourself models from time to time I really think this is a bad idea. Money, time and health be better used to get original versions or to just find a trusted printing guy that is doing it on a daily basis and supplying flawless product. Those guys run few printers 247 and can really smash stuff. I do have a big number of printed knights (almost 50) and men at arms (this supply is enough of pile shame until 2030 I think xD ) so if you need good printing service send a PM.

King of Bretonnia painting campaign rules set

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Greetings damsels and noble knights! It is already one month since I have published King of Bretonnia painting campaign. Hope you all doing well and have your unpainted models gathered, cleaned, counted, and ready to paint!

Bretonnian Lord by Lorenzo Nuti/

King of Bretonnia Painting Campaign Rules

  1. Gather your unpainted models as nice looking army, take a picture and prepare a list according to our last army book. We will count models from the list and grant points accordingly: infantryman 1pt, horse rider 2pts, hero on foot 5pts, hero on a horse 10pts, hero on hippogrif or pegasi 15pts
  2. Decide how many miniatures you can paint before The Old World hits the official date of release in stores (not the earlier preorder date). After all, we all like to procrastinate a bit and an extra week will be priceless xD Army list rules: every hero or lord must have one core unit, only 1 special named hero in the list.
  3. Take a nice picture and the screenshot list. Send it to dukeofmousillon@gmail.com Please include your real name and Discord nick (if you gonna use one). At this stage, we need you to choose the province you will apply to get knighthood from.
  4. If you successfully paint all declared miniatures within the timeframe, you will be automatically awarded the title of Knighthood. If you end up having the highest point value painted for the whole province, you will get the title of Duke of the chosen province. The person will bid to paint the most points and succeed will be awarded the title of King of Bretonnia. 2nd place will be granted the title of Lord Constable of Bretonnia. Same goes to female participants if you want to change to High Enchantress/Damsels but if not, you can stick to male titles. All bids will be made public 30th July (except mine posted above) but you can send unpainted pictures now and start painting asap, obviously sooner the better.
  5. People that declare and fail to finish will be shamed and named as Scions of Maldred. Their lands be taken away, riches divided between winners and wine sold to Empire.

So, start assembling your armies my Lords! Think twice how many points will you be able to paint because we do not want to have more Scions of Maldred than legitimate Lords! Oh, and one more thing! I will send printed miniature to every person that will successfully complete the campaign! For free! For the Lady!

Miniature is from https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/grail-obsessed-knight-from-ye-olde-worlde

Campaign for The Old World

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Call to arms!

Bretonnian campaign for The Old World

Dear Knights, Ladies, and Peasants!

With The Old World coming to our tables I am coming back too. I will travel to Nottingham around September and October with my friends and we are all eager to play our old square bases there. For this reason, I will start a small campaign here very similar to “warlords/painters tale” in style.

With the number of followers of my FB page and group, I am a bit cheeky sure we can try to decide who will be the true king of Bretonnia!

Rules for the campaign will be easy:

1. Decide how many points according to our last army book you are able to paint before TOW hits the shelves. It is tricky because we do not know exactly when will that happen! But hey, fortune favors the bold, as the true king of Bretonnia should be!

2. There will be Titles of Glory for achievements:

King of Bretonnia – hobbist that paints the highest amount of points before TOW starts.

Lord of Bretonnia – number of hobbists according to the number of Bretonnia’s provinces.

Knight of Bretonnia – hobbyists that painted at least 1 unit of any knights.

If we get any ladies in the competition she will earn the title accordingly: Lady of Bretonnia, High Enchantress or Damsel. Or if she wants to hold the title of traditional knight, we will have our Brienne of Tarth.

If for any reason you fail your bided points value, your name will be nailed with an arrow on every tree and fence of our Kingdom, you and your family will be demoted to peasants sent to work in Mousillon. Your land will be confiscated, wine sold to Empire, horses used for harvesting works in the fields and citadel demolished, stones used to build those modern side walls toilets in the new capitol of our mighty Bretonnia.

More detailed rules soon, hope you will like those! And if you would like to participate please hit me on Discord:

https://discord.gg/n5cqz279

Kingdom reborn. Prologue.

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The End Times have passed. All we have left here now is silence, dust and smell of death. Nothing is certain, nothing is given, nothing is as it used to be. We must seize the moment, take this land again and forge our dreams with substance.

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Why is so dark? Why everything is so quiet? Where am I? Something is very wrong, this smell… this silence… “Vilford, gather the men, we must ride to the Towers!” Where is this wretched scum of a squire. “Vilford! Lift me up you stinking prick! Vilford!”

Maldred the Blade found out what happened and where he was with the very first beams of light. Very strange light that was. Not bright, not healthy light he used to see from his walls. It was a ghostly brightness like when you see the world through your eyelids full of dust and shattered glass. Blood. Gore. Mutated and desecrated human and horses bodies everywhere. He started to hear and it was the noise of hundreds of dying men.

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Knights! I am stunned with your response to my small attempt to make Bretonnia busy again! Thank you so much!

Few of you have sent info yesterday about joining the fun here. We have few provinces taken so I think it is time to make things clear: please send me your details with your name, your character name, province taken to:

dukeofmousillon@gmail.com

Link and post are floating over internet and facebook groups and there is so many of you I do not want to make mistake. From today I will only update provinces if you send the email. Oh and one more thing, I believe there will be more than 14 lords taking part so we should allow multiple dukes in one province, you will have to divide lands between you 😉

Bretonnia – kingdom reborn!

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The fair land of Bretonnia as we know is no more. Time to forge new Kingdom with the new King, new Lords, new order and new armies!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we all know Bretonnia as we know it from Warhammer Fantasy is not coming back. Sadly, there is no place for shining knights in the Age of Sigmar environment. We can moan, cry and withdraw or we can use it for our joy and with our own imagination. I do not know how about you but I am going to build Bretonnia Realm again, from scratch. New King, new Lords, new leading characters and new heraldry. And I will need you to help me! King is not a king without his loyal army! Continue reading

Commission painting

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I have decided to start commission painting again after some long break. So if you are based in London and need some very good price for bulk order just get in touch here !

I will run good prices for the whole of February! There is a special bit for social ninja guys as well: every person that will direct a new customer to me will get 20% commission of the final pay value. If you are miniature painter and struggle with orders, give me a shout, I will happily help!

For London orders inside M25 I can pick up and deliver back in person. Orders from outside London will be sorted with couriers.

The Quest of The Last

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The first knight of The Quest of The Last. Sir Edvard of Bytome left his land to seek redemption and to find the way of the faith of The Lady. What has he found was nothing even close to fulfillment. The endless crusade, the everlasting quest on the edge of The Old and The New World.

Years, decades or even a century in the strange place where daemons and beasts wage war between reality and unreal mist made of Aether. There is no hope of coming back to the world he once knew, no hope for rest and not even hope to find the end in  death. But that would be mercy.

Questing Knight Edvard

Bretonnia in Age of Sigmar

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Brace yourselfs brother knights! Age of Sigmar is here and with this new time we have a new codex.

Bretonnia Warscrolls Compendium

Bretonnia Warscrolls Compendium

 

As we all Bretonnians I am not so exited with new rules for Warhammer but with new set of rules regarding our units. Just only slight bit of fresh touch to our army and my heart is singing with joy 🙂

Yes, with joy. To be honest I can`t really stand all those sad people moaning about how ridiculous new game is, how unbalanced, how “childish”, how…I mean: what da fak? This is really funny reading all your serious comments guys. All complaints, anger, threats towards GW, sadness, depression…

I had a hell of a night yesterday reading facebook comments about new system and Bretonnia warscrolls compendium and other armies special abilities like drinking for Bugman, moustache, talking to your mini or kneeling with chalice and praying Lady of the Lake. Yo yo, serious and sad people down there, there is a hint: your mini will not talk you back so you will not get this re-roll. That means it was NOT PLANNED for this mini to have this ability, it is just funny blink of an eye from old Warhammer where it used to be cheekey and funny. I wish there would be more like this: Nurgle followers farting or dwarves burping, elves keep a stiff upper lip and so on.

Concerned with not having moustache? Buy some artificial one from the 99p store if you really MUST win, you empire wanker 😀

I love how the new system works. We have ready-made units (like you ever used different kind of heroes in your games brothers…we all used only one true builds and all units have the same banners and equipment) that you can combine however you wants. Skirmish system makes this game very dynamic and the fact you don`t use points value now means you can finally put some units you have never been brave to use with old system because they sucked so much! My intuition tells me this will be super nice system to play casual games with friends where you can finally develop your sense of adventure.

Afraid of idiots exploiting powergaming sense of play? DO NOT PLAY WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT! seriously, what is the problem to talk before the battle what will you like to play with? Reading through facebook comments I got this feeling that there is only tournament scene and nothing else.

Now, lets end this rant, I am going to rebase my knights from squares to round bases 🙂

See you on the battlefield!